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Toy Review – Siege Mirage

Mirage is one of those middle-of-the-road Autobot Car characters in terms of popularity, and this is reflected in the amount of toys based on him over the years.  Whilst not super-rare like say Grapple, not super popular like Sideswipe or Prowl either.

Mirage has cropped up in such Transformer toy sub-lines such as Kre-O, Alternators and Bot Shots, but has only had two significantly G1-themed toys released over the last 13 years.  First was the Classics version in 2006, whom had a magnificent alt-mode but an overly-lanky body.  The second was in 2015 in the Combiner Wars, but as a minor retool of the Stunticon Drag Strip didn’t look overly impressive in either mode.

So in 2019 Mirage has finally gotten another G1-based figure, albeit with a Cybertronian alt-mode.  So let’s have a look at Siege Mirage.

 

Robot Mode

‘Well I’ll be damned, I actually look like me again!’

The most G1-faithful looking Mirage figure we’ve had since, well, G1 really.  The proportions of his body are spot on and it’s been far too long since Mirage sported a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher.  No spring action firing but the rocket can at least be removed from its launcher.  His blaster is quite nice too.  With decent articulation and a great colour scheme it’s very hard to find fault with this figure.  If I had one minor quibble, it’s that he has a lot of faux parts, for instance the F1-racer waist piece doesn’t actually make up the nose of the car mode.

Fuck stealth!

Mirage, even more than the likes of Impactor, really lends himself to the Weaponizer gimmick, and with multiple ports all over his body you can really pimp him out for battle!

 

Cybertronian Racer

I’m translucent – that makes me Cybertronian.

Like many of the other Siege toys, this looks more like an Earth vehicle with a few Cybertronian elements pasted on top.  But it’s still a nice looking race car and the first offworld version of the character we have had.  I really like how part of the car’s body is translucent as an homage to the fact that the character has invisibility powers – much more attractive than the battle-damage paint most Siege figures come with.

Unlike the robot mode, you can’t really Weaponize Mirage’s vehicle mode.  There are only two spots which are on his tailfin, and these are taken up by his rocket launcher and rifle.  However the weapons look pretty cool there and make his alt-mode look distinctly more Cybertronian, differentiating the figure nicely from the very good Classics version.

 

Worth Getting?

For those that are happy with the Mirage toys they already have, there is a completely translucent version of this toy too which could be worth tracking down online as it looks pretty boss, though it means purchasing the Decepticon version of Impactor and the third Powerdasher figure with it.  But I wanted this version as the robot mode holds so much appeal for me, especially since Mirage was the first Autobot I ever got as a kid.  But whichever way you wanna go, this is a very solid toy  with a fun and intuitive transformation and is very faithful to the characters roots – he will fit nicely into anyone’s collection.

 

Got anything to say about this figure?  Pop it in the comments section below!

 

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Toys Review: LG55 Slugslinger & LG58 Autobot Clones

The short-lived Season 4 of the US Transformers cartoon introduced (or perhaps jammed in is a more accurate term) a slew of new characters in its 3 episodes.  Notably very few of these characters had Earth modes, showing the direction the brand was heading in.  Also new concepts were introduced in these episodes such as Targetmasters and Clones.

Three (or should I say four) of these characters were the Autobot Clones Fastlane and Cloudraker and the Decepticon Targetmaster Slugslinger with his diminutive partner Caliburst. Lucky for these characters, the G1 cartoon continuity in Japan continued with the series Headmasters, in which these guys got a far greater outing.

As the characters were more prominent in Japan, I decided to get the Legends versions of all these guys, so today we will be looking at LG55 Slugslinger with Caluburst and LG58 Autobot Clones Fastlane & Cloudraker.

 

 Slugslinger

Robot Mode

As can be expected with most Takara Tomy versions of Hasbro figures, Slugslinger comes with a rich vibrant painjob that looks fantastic.  They really have done a marvellous job of making Slugslinger very G1 comic/cartoon accurate, right down to the shape of the legs, the chest adornments and the dual cockpits sticking up over his shoulders.  The Headmaster figure looks great with a smooth rounded forehead, settting it apart from most ‘blockheads’.

Schizophrenia – Cybertron style

Cybertronian Dual-Cockpit Fighter Jet Mode

‘Didn’t Starscream blow me up in Season 2?’

As Sluslinger transformers into dual-cockpit jet he does not even try to conform to earth standards.  Once again, a great job of replicating (and dare I say improving) on the original toy design and concept.  His Headmaster  fits snugly and easily into the cockpit (a bit odd he already had two and they had to put in a 3rd) and Caliburst can be put under either wing.  However I find that makes the alt-mode look off balance so I tend to place him on top of the jet like the G1 cartoon and toy.

Noice! Just not aerodynamic

 

Caliburst

Robot Mode

“Go on, spend the extra money – you know you want me!”

Wow – this little guy really makes me wish I had shelled out the extra money to get the Tak/Tom versions of the other TR Targemaster characters.  Well proportioned, nicely coloured and lots of detail in the little face – very good!

Gun Mode

Engine or Gun?

It’s a cool looking gun and is well scaled to Slugslinger in robot mode.  However I would say that with the flats of the robots feet joining up at the front makes the gun look like it would be a major airflow impediment when attached to Slugslingers jet mode, creating a lot of drag.

 

The Clones

Cloudraker

Robot Mode

‘No kibble here pal!’

Looks exactly like the G1 version, though the JP G1 rather than the US G1 due to the more pinkish body. In my opinion he is how the clones should look, as in no hint of alt-mode so you can’t tell what they are going to turn into (except for that damn big sticker on the chest of course).

Cybertronian Space Jet Mode

Snug

Much more compact than the original toy, which I was quite the fan of.  He actually looks like he was designed for space which works well for him, though I do miss the yellow on the nosecone and longer black wings of the G1 figure.

 

Fastlane

Robot Mode

“I’ve got no kibble either”
“LIAR!”

Though I loved the original toys when I had them as a kid, one thing that bugged me was that you could always tell Fastlane was the ground vehicle clone because of the wheels and spoiler obvious over his shoulderblades.  Not only have they not rectified this but have made it worse with wheels visible on the legs as well.

Cybertronian Dragster Mode

No awards for the ‘best alt mode’ here

I think the front wheels on the side are an improvement rather than the old single one underneath.  Something I felt that the G1 toy could have benefitted from was some colour to show the grill and headlight details on the front of the vehicle that were made up of the tips of the robot modes feet.  Those details aren’t even present here which was a letdown.  With wheels on the side he looks a bit better than the G1 toy but it’s still a pretty weak vehicle mode.

 

Cloudraker and Fastlane – The Clone Concept

‘One of these kids is not like the other’

As mentioned Fastlane’s obvious kibble really detracts from the ‘you can’t tell which clone is which’ concept.  When I saw their little jet and car symbols  on their chests I thought ‘Oh cool!  Rubsigns!’, figuring that since it was a hot day they must already be heated.  Imagine my disappointment when I found they were just stickers, which means you can permanently tell one from the other.

Stuff ya clone concept!

The other disappointment here is that neither bot comes with his dual hand weapons.   Given the cost of the figures, I think it’s a bit lousy for them to not come with their guns, especially since they could be used in either mode by the original figures.

 

Overall

Slugslinger is fantastic and as stated, really makes me wish I’d gone the Tak/Tom route with his compatriots.  If you don’t have the Hasbro version go online and grab him – Caliburst makes it well worth the few extra bucks.  As for the clones, I ordered these from Japan since the Hasbro versions of both clones were only available at US stores and I live in Australia.  Cloudraker is OK but Fastlane is fairly weak, so unless you are like me and want every Classicsverse version of every G1 character you can get, these two are an easy pass.

 

Got anything to add to this review?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

 

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Moving your Transformers Collection – Part 1: Sorting & Packing

Packing and moving.  Truly a terrible job.  Having to pack up the entire contents of a house and get them to a secondary desitnation safely is time consuming, back breaking and frankly boring.  But you can add to that list a hefty amount of stress if you have something like an expensive collection you have to move.

Sleep well my babies

When I moved out of home at 18, I was able to fit all the belongings of both my buddy and me in a small station wagon and my small box of G1 Transformers stayed at Mum’s.  When I moved to the country at the age of 33, I had accumulated over 900 TF figures and had a respectable amount of  comics, books and clothing to go with it, it took up a nice bit of space in the moving truck.

Now nearing 40 I am moving again and this time across states, a solid 10 hour drive from where I am now.  And my collection has grown expodentially!  Currently my collection boasts:

  • 2000 figures – over 100 of them MISB/MOSC
  • 500+ Comics
  • 40+ Books
  • 60+ DVDs/Blu Rays/Video Games
  • 80+ Pieces of clothing
  • Lots and LOTS of MISC (cups, mugs, board games, lunch boxes, backpacks, posters etc).

So probably about 3000 pieces all up.

 

Moving all this is very daunting.  Not only the sheer scope of packing it all in the first place, but packing it all in such a way that nothing will get lost or broken.  In this two part blog I will be sharing my tips for how to move your collection in such a way that it stays safe.  And thus we will start with Part 1: Packing.

 

Step 1: Sorting

Sorting action figures

Hot Shots in baggie

To make sure you leave nothing behind I strongly suggest you sort your collection.  How  you do this is up to you.  You may choose to sort via the toyline (G1, Beast Wars, Armada, Movieverse etc) but personally as a Multiverse collector I choose to go by the individual character.  This has the advantage of being able to bag them to keep them grouped whereas an entire toyline , especially ones that have big figures like Cybertron, might be too big for a single crate.  Also if your collection is smaller you might take the time to transform them all into vehicle modes to be more compact, though this was something time precluded me from doing.

In cases where you have a lot of characters you might even give them their own crate.  I have these for Optimus, Bumblebee, Starscream, Megatron etc.  With my Optimus I needed two huge crates, one for loose figures and one for MISB’s.

Too many Optimus for a baggie!

 

Sorting Paperwork

I have to give my wife credit for this one.  Very occasionally I get stuck with a TF that I haven’t transformed in many years and have forgotten how.  When this happens rather than dig through over 1000 instruction manuals I turn to youtube.  However where we are moving we wont have internet for quite a while so my wife sorted all my instruction manuals into 26 individual alphabetical plastic pockets.  This was also handy for checking I was not missing any accessories.

 

 

Sorting accessories

Missiles & launchers

Primarily you want to have them bagged with the figure they come with.  However if you have thousands of the buggers time may stop you from doing this.  In that case I recommend sorting them into bags of missiles, rifles, shields etc.  I’d also bag all your smaller figures like Kre-O in a similar fashion.

 

Step 2: Packing

As I’ve shown above, large plastic sealable bags are the go for keeping your robots separate.  But now the larger packing begins.  For this you will mainly use three different materials: cardboard boxes, cardboard tubes and plastic crates.

 

Cardboard boxes

Proper moving boxes
The TF boxes that other TF boxes come in

In these you can pack items that are not breakable.  This includes TF boxes you have kept (such as perhaps Unite Warriors or from busts) and Transformers clothing.  Other misc items such as backpacks, lunch boxes etc can be packed the same way.

 

Cardboard tubes

Used for all your Transformer posters.

 

Plastic Packing crates.

Expensive when you need a lot but worth it

Now these are really what you need for your figures.  The stronger construction will protect the figures from getting damaged and you can buy them up to a 140L size for around $20 each from places like The Reject Shop.  When packing these crates, try and pack them with similar toys.  I have all my versions of the Combaticon and Stunticon characters in one crate, all my versions of the 84’ Autobot cars in another and so on.

 

Bubble Wrap

Resist the urge to pop – you wont be able to stop!

If you wanna go the extra mile and pad all your plastic crates with bubble wrap on the inside it’s a good idea.  However if you have a collection as big as mine its probably impractical and I would suggest just bubble wrapping any of your irriplacable or particularly fragile items.

 

So, by following the above you should be able to get your collection, no matter how large or small, ready to move to its new home.  Please check back for part two – The Move!

All packed up and ready to go!

 

Got any tips to add to the above?  Would love to read them in the comments section below!