How to Save a Premature Duckling

How to Save a Premature Duckling

Though not as popular as chooks, more people are starting to keep ducks.  Some just as pets, some as livestock, or maybe like us to sell the  Organic Free-Range Duck Eggs they produce.  And for anyone that keeps poultry, breeding your birds is great but can lead to problems.

For the most part, mother nature can look after itself.  And I’ve learned the hard way over the years that human interference can often cause more harm than good.  Many’s the time I thought I was helping with the birth of one of our ducks and, through a misguided sense to do good, actually caused the death of a hatching duckling rather than save it.

However sometimes you do need to intervene.  If you are a professional farmer of ducks, chances are you already know all the tricks and even have the right equipment to handle things (incubators and what have you).  However if you are a backyard duck farmer like me, you have to rely on your wits and what is to hand.

 

First off, if the membrane and yolk sac are still intact – do NOT break them!  Chances are there are still blood vessels attached to the duckling.  Just let it keep doing its thing – it can take up to 24 hours for a duckling to emerge.

If the membrane and yolk sac are broken and the duckling seems unable to free itself, just sit tight for a few hours and keep checking on it.  Again, it will probably get itself out.

Now worst case scenario. It’s been hours since the duckling broke through the egg shell, membrane, yolk etc and its still not getting out.  Here is where you may have to intervene.  Chances are it’s premature and it doesn’t have the strength on its own to break out.  At our place this can be a real concern, as we live on a farm rife with tiny ants and I’ve lost more than one duckling to ants pouring into the hole of the shell.  Here is what you do:

 

1: Take tweezers, or use fingers if you cant find any, and very carefully peel away the eggshell a tiny bit at a time.

2: Once the shell is peeled away, you should be presented with a very wet (and if premature quite small) duckling.  As long as it’s breathing then come away.  Being premature it should take longer than usual for them to get on their feet as it will be very weak.  Keep checking back but try and let the mother duck take over.

3: If you come back and the duckling is still lying in relatively the same spot then it’s time to step it up. Once again, on our farm the ants are horrid so sometimes when I come back I’ll find a poor weak duckling unable to move and covered in tiny little sods all chowing down on both duckling and yolk.

4: Take the duckling inside and prepare somewhere warm. If you have the knowhow then you can try to set up a makeshift incubator with a warm light globe and a cardboard box and pop the duckling in. Otherwise body heat is perfect.  Clean the duckling up as best you can, wrap it in a thin towel and cuddle it to your chest.  If there is more than one person in the house then taking turns is a good idea, as you will need to do this for a while and let’s face it, who has a heart cold enough to refuse to cuddle a duckling?

5: Ducklings often don’t eat for the first 24 hours, but sometimes with premature ones they need some extra strength to make it through, especially if they hadn’t absorbed a lot of the egg yolk before hatching. What I have found works best is to start off with sugar water. Simply dissolve a little bit of sugar in room temperature water. Put this in something tiny and low and hold it under the ducklings beak. Hopefully it will drink something and provide it that little energy boost needed to make it through the coming hours.

6: If the duckling has managed to keep down some sugar water, then you can move on to use a similar technique with chick starter (tiny grey granules fed to young poultry).  Grind these granules up even smaller and once again add to room temperature water.     Once again, it may not eat and drink, but if it does the mix will be perfect for providing it that bit of extra nutrition to survive that it missed out on by emerging early.

7: Despite body heat being perfect, when it comes to bedtime do not take the duckling to bed with you, you might roll over and squash it! Instead take some towels and create a little nest in a cardboard box. Place the duckling inside and very gently lay a light tea towel over the nest.  Ducklings sleep under their mothers wings for the first few weeks and this will be a good approximation.  Having a dark, warm and soft place to rest hopefully should lull your duckling in to having a much needed sleep in order to build up its strength.

8: If your duckling is still alive in the morning, chances are it’s going to survive. Keep an eye on it for a few hours to make sure it is making noise, its feathers have fluffed out and it is eating and drinking.  If so, great!  You should have successfully turned your duckling from this:

Saturday Afternoon

To this:

Same duckling – Sunday Afternoon

Congratulations!  You saved a duckling!  Now perhaps the hardest part of all.  You have to give this cute fuzzy little duckling back to its mother.  The sooner you return the duckling the better.  The longer you leave it, the harder it will be to reintegrate it to its family and the more attached it will be to you (and chances are you to it).  But if all goes well, within a week the duckling should have caught up with its siblings in size and strength to the point you wont be able to tell them apart.

Now sit back and enjoy watching the cuteness abound.

Got any other tips for helping a premature duckling?  Or want some extra advice?  Pop it in the comments section below!

 

 

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Video – My 150+ Generations Autobots

Several months ago I did a short video showcasing from my personal collection 100+ Generations Decepticons.  Well now it is the Autobots turn.  These figures are mainly of G1 characters who have received an update through toylines such as Thrilling 30, Combiner Wars, Legends, POTP and so on.

So enjoy this short video I made of the display.  Also below you will find some screenshots and a full list of the Autobots onshow, along with links to reviews of many of the figures displayed here – have fun!

 

 

Air Raid,  Afterbreaker, Afterburner, Alpha Bravo, Alpha Trion, Arcee

Beachcomber, Blades, Blaster, Blurr, Brainstorm, Brawn, Broadside, Bumblebee

Caliburst, Cerebros, Chromedome, Chromia, Circut, Cliffjumper, Cludburst, Cloudraker, Computron, Cosmos, Crosscut

Depthcharge, Dustup

Eject, Elita-1

Fastlane, Firefly, First Aid, Fisitron, Flak, Fortress Maximus

Gears, Getaway, Groove, Godbomber, Grappel, Grimlock

Hardhead, Highbrow, Hoist, Holepunch, Hot Rod, Hot Spot, Hound, Huffer

Impactor, Inferno, Ironhide

Jackpot, Jazz, Jumpstream, Junkheap

Kup

Landmine, Lightspeed, Lightsteed, Lio Convoy

Metalhawk, Metroplex, Mirage, Moonracer

Nightbeat, Nosecone, Nova Prime, Novastar

Omega Supreme, Optimal Optimus, Optimus Prime, Orion Pax, Outback, Override

Perceptor, Pipes, Powerglide, Prowl, Ptero, Punch, Pyra Magma,

Ramhorn, Ratchet, Red Alert, Rewind, Roadbuster, Roadhandler, Rodimus Prime, Rook

Sandstorm, Sawback, Scattershot, Scoop, Scrounge, Seaspray, Sentinel Prime, Shuffler, Sideswipe, Silverstreak, Silverbolt, Skids, Sky Lynx, Skyburst, Skydive, Slash, Slingshot, Sludge, Slug, Smokescreen, Snarl, Springer, Steeljaw, Stripes, Stormclash, Strafe, Streetwise, Sundor, Sunstreaker, Super Ginrai, Superion, Swerve, Swindler, Swoop

Tailgate, Tracks, Trailbreaker, Topshot, Topspin, Twin Twist, Twinferno

Ultra Magnus

Victorion

Warpath, Wheelie, Wheeljack, Whirl, Windcharger, Wreck-Gar

 

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Meat Recipe #11 – Pork Cutlets with Creamy Mustard Sauce

My wife doesn’t like pork.  There, I’ve said it.  It’s a shameful thing to have to admit about ones spouse but there it is.  Likes ham, tolerates bacon… but hates pork.  My daughter likes pork to a small extent and my son merely tolerates it.  So in a house of four people we have a total of one pork lover – me.

As a result I am always trying new recipes to try and convince my family to eat swine flesh on a more regular basis.  Most make the meat reasonably OK for them but it never truly converts them.

However I have finally hit on a recipe that even my wife will happily eat!  Saucy and tasty, this will make even those whose religious faith make them eschew pork commit heresy and chow on down – Pork Cutlets with Creamy Mustard Sauce.

 

Ingredients

  • 6 large Potatoes
  • 2 Red Capsicum
  • 1/4 cup Wholegrain Mustard
  • 1 tablespoon Olive Oil
  • 1/3 cup Chicken Liquid Stock
  • 4 large Rindless Pork Loin Cutlets
  • 1/2 cup Thickened Cream
  • 1/4 cup Flat-leaf Parsley L:leaves
  • Salt & Pepper

 

Method

*Preheat oven at 200 degrees

*Cut the potatoes into wedges and thickly slice the capsicum, place into a baking tray.

*In a bowl, mix up the mustard, olive oil and liquid stock.

*Pour mix over the vegetables. Place loin cutlets on top and season with salt & pepper

*Place in the oven for half an hour

*While food cooks, chop up parsley leaves and put into a bowl, add the cream

*At half hour mark take out the cutlets and wrap in tinfoil.  Pour the cream and parsley mix over the vegetables and put back in the oven for another 10 minutes.

*Put the food on a plate.  Sit back and let everyone compliment you on how good it looks.

Oh hells yeah!

*Devour.  Threaten others that if they don’t do the dishes this time round that you will never make such a meal again.

 

And there ya go, a pork recipe to delight the family and ensure you actually get to eat pork once in a while.

 

Enjoy this recipe?  Lets us know in the comments section below!

 

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Big Angry Trev vs God Slayer Hot Sauce

I’ve had a bit of a love affair with hot sauces over the years, and like most things which are not good for you, the more you indulge in them the bigger the hit you want the next time.

Many years ago I tried 15 different hot sauces in one bite.  It was damn hot but overall it was fine.  Then I tried Australia’s Hottest Hamburger, a challenge I sadly lost, ironically due to the burger making me nauseous more than the heat itself.

 

For Xmas 2018 my in-laws gave me two hot sauces, the first was:

 Darkhorse

Aged 6 Years

Limited Edition

Super Hot Sauce. 

An impressive title.

 

The second came in a smaller black bottle.  It’s title simply read:

GOD SLAYER

FUCKING HOT SAUCE

 

At dinner we were having several kinds of meat so I decided to try these hot sauces out.  I asked my 3 year old daughter which one I should try – the tall red and yellow bottle or the little black one.

Unfortunately for me, she picked the little black one.

Now before we continue I should introduce you to something called the Scoville Scale:

The Scoville scale is a measurement of the pungency (spiciness or “heat”) of chili peppers and other spicy foods, as recorded in  Scoville Heat Units (SHU) based on the concentration of capsaicinoids, among which capsaicin is the predominant component.

Now to give you an idea of spiciness – your average tabasco hot sauce comes in at around 3,500 SHU.  The Pepper Spray used by police to incapacitate people comes in at 5,000,000 SHU.

I have been unable to find a SHU listing for the Darkhorse.  But God Slayer comes in at a whopping 6,400,000 SHU.  That makes it (besides limited edition novelty releases) the third hottest commercially available hot sauce on the planet!

Of course, I did not know this at the time.

So I got some chicken and liberally coated it with God Slayer.  Took a big old bite.

The effect was instantaneous.  My lips, tongue and mouth in general were on spice-driven fire!  If it had been a cartoon flames would have been shooting out of my mouth!  I urged my brother-in-law to fetch some milk and spent the next several minutes using milk and bread and beer to try and put out the flames in my mouth.

After about 20 minutes I was OK and decided to try the Darkhorse Super Hot Sauce.  Put some liberally on my pork and took a big bite.  Like when I did the 15 hot sauces challenge and the chilli beer I had after tasted like water, this time the God Slayer had seared my tastebuds so much that I couldn’t even taste the Darkhorse.  I had another helping 5 minutes later and found the same.  So at this stage I had devoured 3 helpings of hot sauce in 45 minutes, one of them the 3rd hottest sauce on the planet.

 

The Effects

*At first I was fine

*Then my belly started to gurgle

*After that for about half an hour I became flatulent, to the amusement of myself if not others

*After that I became somewhat nauseous

*After that I felt quite nauseous so went and lay on the couch while the rest of the family continued to enjoy the Xmas festivities outside.  Think I even had a little nap.

*Went back to my mother-in-laws to bed at around 10.30pm.  Felt a bit nauseous still and had a tiny bit of a sweat on but nothing major.

*1am: Wake up and the backs of my hands were on fire!  Looking at them I was surprised the flesh wasn’t blistering!  Went and ran them under cold water.

*3am-7am: Up and down all night feeling nauseous, having hot flashes in my hands and feeling like I needed to defecate but couldn’t.

*8am: Wake up to nausea.  Go and sit on toilet. Diarrhea finally hits and the song ‘ring of fire’ pops into my head as my body purges itself of molten lava from my rectum for at least half an hour.

8.30am: Start to panic.  Am supposed to be taking my son and his friends to see the Bumblebee Movie for his birthday soon.  Tell my wife she may have to go in my stead.  She brings me water, pain killers and stomach pills for me to devour.

9.30am: Pills kick in.  The ordeal subsides.

 

So it was a fairly horrible experience in the end.  It turns out the heat in my hands was due to me drinking beer after the God Slayer.  It essentially diluted it and put it into my bloodstream where it traveled around trying to find a place to vent the heat.  As I was wearing pajamas the only parts of my body exposed and cool were my face and hands and thankfully it went to my hands.

So did this all happen purely due to the God Slayer or did the two helpings of Darkhorse contribute?  So sigh…. I am going to have to test this so this blog post might have a sequel down the line.  In the meantime, for the next few weeks at least, my mouth (and subsequently my colon) might give the hot sauce a wide berth.

Got a hot sauce experience of your own?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

 

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Toys Review – WFC: Siege – Micromasters: Wave 1

Back in the late 80’s the Transformers brand was starting to suffer.  Something new had to be tried.  So in direct reaction to the popularity of Micro Machines, the Transformers made Micromasters.  These were actually pretty cool little toys!  You could get them in packs of 4 or 6, some had bases, some could combine, and they were pretty cheap to get.  I know for myself I collected most of the Decepticon ones to try and even out the amount of each faction I had as a kid, having to track down the Autobot ones as an adult.  Micromasters got a brief revival in the Universe line in 2003, but didn’t grab the toy consumers imagination.

Here we are in 2019 and Micromasters are back!  And the first wave of the War For Cybertron: Seige line is made up of 3 pairs, each pair making up half the members of their original patrol team.  So lets have a look at some classic G1 characters, most we haven’t seen in 30 years!

 

 

BATTLE PATROL

Flak & Topshot

Robot Modes

Flak is so unchanged from his G1 incarnation that I had to look twice to make sure it was a new figure.  Topshot (formerly Big Shot) also represents his G1 heritage well.  Both have far more detail in their faces and their bodies overall.  Both have knees but no elbows or head swivel.

Vehicle Modes

Once again Flak looks very much like he did in G1, though with some cooler details on his missile ports.  Topshot has lost a bit of length from his turret (maybe that’s why he had to change his name) but this is made up for by being able to swivel the gun up and from side to side with a great degree of control than the G1 toy allowed.  Both get top marks!

Weapon Mode

Topshot becomes the back half with his turret becoming the gun peg, with Flak making up the front to become an oversized missile gun.  Looks a bit odd being held by a Deluxe Sized figure, but would suit a Voyager sized bot well.

 

AIR STRIKE PATROL

 Visper & Storm Cloud

Robot Modes

Visper (formerly Whisper) has a nice amount of detail and looks quite good.  Storm Cloud is odd as in he is the only figure out of this entire wave of Micromasters that has elbows, yet at the same time he lacks hands.  An odd trade off.  Besides this Storm Cloud does however look good otherwise.

Vehicle Modes

Both Visper and Storm Cloud are both very faithful to their G1 origins, while adding a bit of extra detail to their jet forms that one would expect after a 30 year hiatus.

Weapon Mode

Quite a decent looking sword, nicely balanced and well proportioned.  Yes Visper is still obviously completely in jet mode but Armada’s the Star Sabre set the precedent for that.  Very cool!

 

RACE CAR PATROL

Roadhandler & Swindler

Robot Modes

Swindler had shoulders that put Ultra Magnus to shame, and its hard with the lack of elbows to position his arms anywhere but down that doesn’t cause him to fall over.  Roadhandler looks quite decent.  Both suffer from having massive holes in their chests which are required for the weapon mode.

Vehicle Mode

Swindler still resembles a Delorian, which is great for us of the generation that grew up on Back to the Future movies.  Once again, Roadhandler looks decent as well.

Weapon Mode

Pretty weak.  You simply fold over the back of the car and insert the other car on top to make a weapon that sorta resembles the Double Targetmaster ones from G1.  The only slightly redeeming feature is that they are the only pair that can swap spots, so either character can become the top or bottom half.

 

Worth Getting?

Yup!  A cheap price point, an outing for G1 characters we haven’t seen in 30 years, very faithful to their origins and now with combined weapon modes.  There are a few drawbacks sure: little articulation, the legs come off really easily on all figures and whilst you can combine the different teams bots to make new weapons, only a few of them look decent and are better off with their original partner.  However these are small quibbles.  I heartily recommend picking these guys up and really hope that the other halves of their teams get released in the future.

Got something to say about these little figures?  Pop it in the comments section below!

Toy Review – Cyberverse: Acid Storm

The relatively short first season of the Cyberverse cartoon has come to an end, but new toys are still turning up on the shelves.  I must admit I am eschewing most of them but when I saw Acid Storm in a local store I couldn’t help but pick him (or is it her?) up.  So let’s have a look at the characters first foray outside of the Generation One universe with Cyberverse Warrior Class Acid Storm.

 

Robot Mode

‘It’s not easy being green’

The wing shape over the shoulders is reminiscent of the characters Thrilling 30 toy.  And the colour scheme?  Well the colour scheme is very G1 reminiscent, ya gotta give it that.  We are talking green here.  I mean, really green.  Besides some grey on the torso & thighs and a yellow cockpit there is very little to break up the overpowering green to be found here.  This may be case of where being a G1 homage might be taken a little too far.

G1 Acid Storm

 

Toxic Slice

The flip out toxic wings

The gimmick here in robot mode is to swivel the entire upper body around a couple of times and let it go, making it spin and the coloured end sections of the wings spread out.  It doesn’t work, which is to say it works too well.  Acid Storm spins so fast it’s just a blur and you can hardly make out the wing segments at all.

 

Jet Mode

Pretty stock standard with little to recommend it above the litany of other TF jets out there.  The backs of the legs are visible from above and the annoying thing is you can’t take out Acid Storm’s landing gear without having to reverse the transformation somewhat.  A bit of a let down overall.

 

Is He a She or She a He?

A ‘He’ on Cybertron…
…then a ‘She’ on Earth

There is a bit of confusion over the gender of Acid Storm.  In the cartoon Acid Storm’s first appearance on Cybertron portrays the character as male.  Yet on Earth the character is definitely portrayed as female and appears in multiple episodes as such.  Yet when one looks at the toy, the toys box art and the official Cyberverse website Acid Storm is once again male.  Therefore we are forced to conclude that the character was intended to be male, but the writers at some point after the initial Cyberverse episodes arbitrarily changed the gender.

The official website description

 

Worth Buying?

Battle of the average toys

To be honest, not really.  The transformation is uninspired as is the jet mode and colour scheme and the whole toy feels cheaply made.  The Toxic Slice gimmick is also a joke.  However it isn’t a completely horrible figure and it’s nice to see Acid Storm finally get an outing in a non-G1 toy line. So if like me you are a Seeker enthusiast, you may wish to pick this guy (or perhaps gal) up.

 

Got something to say about this figure?  Pop it in the comments section below!

 

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