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Bushfire Danger: Packing Emergency Bags

Here in NSW we are facing an unprecedented level of Bushfire danger.  A Total Fire Ban has been instituted for the entire state, a State of Emergency has been declared and some parts of the state have a danger rating of ‘catastrophic’ – a rating that has never needed to be used before!

 

Living on a fairly remote farm that backs onto a huge state forest, our family has been very concerned.  So much so that we have instituted our own emergency fire plan should worst come to worst.  

 

There are plenty of official sites that can guide you through how to come up with your own emergency plans, and I heartily encourage every reader to visit the sites relevant to their state as well as download the relevant apps.  What I’m going to share here is some of the evacuation precautions I and my family have taken, in the hopes it may provide you with some ideas of your own.  In particular – our emergency bags.

We have several emergency bags packed.  The whole idea of these is that they are pre-made and ready to go, saving valuable minutes if you need to get out fast.  Our emergency bags are packed with such items that can stay in them forever – not items that we will have to remove a few days later because we need them.  Hopefully these bags will hang on hooks for the rest of their lives unused, but better safe than sorry.

 

Clothing for the day

Despite the heat, long clothing is essential.  Should you end up in an area with sparks flying through the air, you don’t want those sparks touching your bare skin.  So long sleeved tops and long pants are the order of the day and they should be natural fibres like cotton, not synthetics that have the potential to melt onto your skin.

Leather boots are also the most preferable footwear to have.  In our case my wife and I own heavy duty leather boots but our children don’t, so we would put them in their most suitable footwear and carry them if required.

We have a bag packed specifically with clothing to change into at a moment’s notice.  Again, every minute you can save counts.

 

Evac Clothing Bag

Chances are you might not be able to return to your home for a couple of days until the fire has passed.  So you will need a few changes of clothes, but taking into account you should not over pack as space in your vehicle will be at a premium.

For each member of our family we packed the following:

*2 T-shirts

*1 Jumper

*1 pair of Long Pants

*1 pair of Shorts

*2 pairs of Socks

*2 pairs of Underwear

*1 pair of Pyjamas

 

Equipment Bag

There will be specific equipment that you may need when fleeing from a bushfire.  All this should be kept together and easy to access if needed.

In ours we have:

*One torch with fresh battery

*One small fire blanket

*One first aid kit

*One tube of burn cream

*One pack of face masks

*One pair of fire resistant gloves

*One battery powered radio

 

Pet Bag

If you have pets you naturally are going to want to take them with you.  In our case because we have two pet goats this would entail hooking up the trailer.  But for most people your pets may consist of a dog and cat (which we also have).  So when packing make sure you have enough pet food for a couple of days and leads for every animal – you don’t want to escape the fire just for your cat to run away or your dog to go hungry.  A dish to put water in is also advisable.  

 

Food & Water

Chances are wherever you evacuate to will have food and water available.  But again that motto – better safe than sorry.  Have a bag packed full of food that does not need to be refrigerated and can keep you all going for a day or two.  Pre-packaged food like muesli bars and biscuits will serve you well, as well as bags of nuts.  Also tinned food such as ham, salmon, tuna and so on.  Take as much water as you can reasonably fit.  Because we would be taking a ute we can afford to take a 25 litre container in the back.

 

Misc Items

These are items that you don’t need to survive but will be incredibly hard to replace should you lose your home.  This includes forms such as birth certificates and passports, as well as more personal items such as jewellery and family photos.  What you pack in this bag is up to you, but one of the bags you may need to give the most thought too.  Also, because these are items that you can’t store in an evac kit permanently, make sure you know the location of these items in your house so they can be collected up quickly.

 

 

So these are just a few different suggestions for what to take if you need to evacuate and a possible way to have them prepared.  Again, I encourage everyone to check out the official sites in order to get even more guidance and information about the best way to go about this, but hopefully this blog will give you a good starting point on advisable things to pack.

 

Got any other tips on what to pack in case of Bushfire?  Pop it in the comments section below.

 

 

 

 

 

Big Romantic Trev’s Valentines Day Advice!

Valentines Day.  The cynical see it as a day invented by the greeting card companies.  The sleazy see it as a day to prey on lonely, drunk, single people in bars.  For those of us with partners it can often seem a bit of a chore, as if like Christmas we are supposed to drag our sorry butts out there yet again and rack our brains for something to give our significant other in order to fulfill this yearly obligation.

But nay, these are all the wrong ways to look at this day of romance.  Yes it may be a bit cheesy, it may be a bit stereotypical, but Valentine’s Day really can be a day to enjoy and show the one you love that you actually do care!

Now, there are few that have met me that could deny I am a romantic soul.  I have romance drippin out me various pores I do!  When it comes to wooing the fairer sex there is me, Don Juan and Donald Trump.  So here are Big Romantic Trev’s tips for romancin the arse off your beloved!

A charming look to get even the iciest maiden peculating in the nethers

 

Lovin’ for the Ladies

Guys (and lesbians – excellent taste shown there girls!), it really isn’t that hard.  Go with the stereotypes.  You know why they are stereotypes?  Because everyone does them.  You know why everyone does them?  Because they work!  I always go the full gamut:

  • Flowers: If you know her favorite type of flowers that’s a definite plus!
  • Chocolates: If she has a real sweet tooth, get a great big box!  If not so much, a nice little box of Belgian chocolates goes down well.
  • Jewelry: No tiaras or belly-button rings (unless dating a hippy).  A nice pendant on a chain or a pair of earrings.  If you know her style, so much the better.
  • A card: Just a sweet one from a cheapy shop. Don’t waste $6 on something that she will go ‘oh isn’t that nice’ at and then put in a draw forever.  She will value the message you write more than the quality of the cardboard.
  • Food: Want brownie points?  Take her out to a fancy restaurant for a lovely candlelit meal for two.  If you have kids book a babysitter well in advance.  However if you want to score big points, cook her her favorite meal!  My wife loves Thai food so for example this year I will be taking her for lunch at a nice restaurant and then cooking her up some green curry for tea.
  • Wine: Doesn’t have to be champagne, just a nice bottle of whatever she likes.  Not a $200 bottle but don’t grab some eight-buck plonk from the gas station either.  Make sure that you actually know what she likes – no point in getting a dry white when she is a sweet red gal.
  • A massage: Got kids that refuse to fall asleep till late?  A nice shoulder massage while you are watching TV is good.  No kids or the kids went to sleep before midnight?  A nice long back massage with some proper oil will give her the best ending she could hope for that day.  And who knows – maybe she will be that appreciative she might rub something of yours in return so you get a happy ending too!
  • Lingerie: Hmmm… tricky.  You both know that it’s really for your own benefit.   I have known very few women who really dig expensive lingerie.  But on the other hand you don’t get many excuses to buy her a pair of fancy knickers so it’s hard to bypass the opportunity when it arises.  My advice – stagger it out.  Only get her some every second or third Valentines day. Otherwise she will see it that your opinion of Valentines is ‘I want a shag day’ and the romance will soon vanish.

 

Mush for the Men

Men are simple creatures; we don’t need a lot of romancing.  However even we appreciate the odd gesture to remind us that we are loved.  Luckily these gestures, like every girl I dated at Uni, are cheap and easy:

  • Food: Wanna make your man feel loved?  Cook him a big breakfast!  Doesn’t have to have everything but a generous helping of eggs, sausages, bacon, beans and toast are a must with a strong cup of coffee.  No need to give it to us in bed, that’s a Fathers Day thing.
  • Nookie: Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day so your man is going to be hoping for a bit of action.  If it’s a weekend and you’ve got no kids, well there are certain ways of waking up your man that will make him feel very loved indeed!  Otherwise a romantic liaison between the sheets at evenings end, perhaps wearing that nice lingerie he bought you that you pretended you liked, should make him a very happy chappy.

And that’s it for romancing a guy – told ya we don’t need much!

 

So this Valentines Day, don’t treat it as a chore.  Treat it as a chance to show that special someone that they mean the world to you.  And don’t forget to fill your bellies, your hearts and yes, your beds, with love!

 

Got some more Valentines Day tips?  Would love to read them in the comments section below!