Moving your Transformers Collection – Part 2: The actual Move

In Part 1 of Moving your Transformers Collection we looked at packing your Transformer collection safely in order to get it ready to move to its new home.  In part two we are going to look at the moving itself.  What method you use will depend on whether you are moving yourself or having movers do it for you.

 

If Hiring Movers

The sign may be battered, but at least your toys wont be.
  • Ensure you mark all pertinent boxes with FRAGILE. Even in plastic crates if something of sufficient weight is put on top the lid can break.  Don’t think that most 30 year old G1 toys can take the strain of the weight of a couch sitting on them – not even Brawn.  Also have marked on the outside of the box which particular Transformers are in there in order for easier sorting when they reach their destination.
  • Make sure all the boxes are taped up at the top to prevent lids coming off or cardboard boxes opening when being lugged by removalists.
  • Word up your removalists about your collection. Most movers are younger blokes so are well aware what Transformers are.  I worded up mine when moving from Melbourne to Swan Hill and unbidden they did a visual sweep of the truck before leaving after unpacking.  Because of this I ended up not losing one of my Leader-Class Movie Brawl’s shoulder cannons that had managed to fall out of a crate.  I was very grateful for this unasked for courtesy.

 

If Moving Yourself

Where is Motormaster when you need him?
  • This is where I am for the current move. Moving a thousand kilometers with a whole hobby farm to pack up on top of my 3000+ TF item collection means we are using a 40 foot shipping container which we pack ourselves.  As such you need to know how to stack your TF boxes.  I use the following method:
  • Furniture and heavy boxes (such as full of books) make up the bottom half of the layers
  • Strong Transformer Crates (such as plastic ones) make up the first upper layer
  • Weaker Transformer boxes (such as cardboard ones) make up the second upper layer
  • Light items that cannot damage anything underneath make up the top layer
  • Make sure all Transformer crates and boxes are secure. Your ratchet straps will be more useful affixing large pieces of furniture to the wall so this can be achieved by simply wedging the boxes tight enough against each other that movement is all but impossible but at the same time they are not crushing each other.
  • When unpacking at the other end, do several visual sweeps of the truck or shipping container to see if any items have fallen out.

 

Keep a Record of your Collection

Don’t wanna lose any of these little suckers

If you have a large enough collection, you might not notice until it’s too late that somehow a rare and tiny Arms Micron or Decepticon Cassette got left behind.  To try and remedy this do a thorough check at both ends that all your pieces are present and correct.  However if even this is too time consuming at least have a complete list of your action figures so that you can make an insurance claim.  I do this in two ways:

  • 1: A typed list. How you do this is up to you.  I’d recommend an Excel Spreadsheet, though I personally just have a bloated Microsoft Word file, since when I started my cataloging many, many figures years and years ago I didn’t know how to use that program and it’s a bit late in the game to swap over.
  • 2: An online visual record. Having a typed list is all well and good, but what happens if your computer goes missing during the move, or the whole truck crashes and burns?  How will you make an insurance claim then?  By having a visual record kept online somewhere, it not only helps to remind you what is in your collection, but prove to an insurance company what you had should anything go wrong.  I use Photobucket and also have extensive albums on Facebook for this purpose.

 

By following the advice given in part one regarding sorting and packing along with the advice imparted above regarding the actual move, you stand a damn good chance of getting all your Autobuddies and Deceptipals to their destination without a single bot getting lost or damaged.  It may never be a stress-free experience (moving never is) but at least you won’t lie awake at night wondering if Springer’s Sword is lying on a roadside somewhere.  Good luck!

 

Got any extra advice to add to that above?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

Burger Review #6: The E-I-E-I-O Burger

I am a total fan of combining meats.  Despite my rather disastrous ’14 meats stew’ I tried to make a decade ago, I persevere with trying different combos to see what fleshes of what animals will complement each other on the palette.

Given this carnivorous mindset, I was therefore very happy in my wanderings to come across the E-I-E-I-O Burger.

The meats that dreams are made of…

 

That’s right – deep-fried chicken, double beef patties, double bacon and triple cheese!   These people don’t muck about! Old McDonald’s farm must be looking pretty sparse after they made a few of these babies! The ingredients were all done to perfection: the deep-fried chicken was not oily like it had just come out of a KFC or something, the patties were big and juicy and definitely home made in the good way, the bacon was plentiful, the onions was grilled excellently, the lettuce was thankfully negligible and the tomato was, due to special request, non-existent.

I was very pleased that they remembered to leave the tomato off as so many places either refuse, or otherwise forget, to make any alterations one asks for (I’m looking at you BAB Burger makers).  I’m not sure what the special sauce was except that it certainly shat all over whatever it is they use for a Big Mac.  It had a slightly smoky flavour with just the right amount of bite and it was that plentiful that I found myself having to use a napkin on both my hands and mouth after each bite.  Some may see that as a negative – I see it as a sign of a chef who isn’t stingy!

You magnificent Frankenstien’s Monster of a burger you!

What can I say – to quote Mr Jackson This was a damn tasty burger!  I mean it was REALLY friggin good!  Unfortunately I didn’t have time to savor it properly as we were running late for Transformers 5 so had to gobble it.  Given its size (much bigger than it appears in the above photo) this still took me 5 minutes of solid mastication.  At $18 and considering it does not come with any sides whatsoever its not the cheapest burger but it’s that good I would happily lay out the cash again.  If you find yourself in Greensborough Plaza in Melbourne then stop by Flame 400 near the cinema and gorge your tastebuds on a burger that has cow, chook and pig all under the same bun –  you deserve it!

 

Eaten this burger before or have another one you think worthy of mention?  Would love to hear about it in the comments section below!

 

OTHER BURGER REVIEWS:

The BAB Burger

Pulled BBQ Wagyu Burger

Cheeseword Cheeseburger

Tradie Burger & Truckie Burger

The TNT Burger

Movie Review – Transformers: The Last Knight

Here we are – the fifth installment of the live-action Transformers movie franchise.

These movies have caused a lot of debate over the years.  Many of the critics and your more traditional Transformer fans have hated them – citing such things as poor plots, juvenile jokes and lack of characterization.  However the general public has loved them – all four previous movies still remaining in the top 100 highest grossing movies of all time.

So will Transformers: The Last Knight fare any better than the previous four with the die-hards?  Let’s find out!

Oh, and SPOILER ALERT!  This is a movie review – so if you haven’t seen the flick yet and don’t want to know what happens, read no further (but please do come back after watching I implore you).

 

This movie picks up not long after the events of Transformers 4, and unlike that movie brings back a lot of what happened in Transformers 3 as well.  The Transformers are still all hated and hunted by the human governments, yet they keep arriving.  Most of the Autobots are living in a junkyard which they periodically leave as they try to find more of their lost brethren with the help of Cade.  Megatron (Galvatron being just a phase he was going through) is enacting plans with the help of his henchman Barricade and Optimus Prime is off in space trying to find the creators of his race so he can put the smack down.  Oh, and the new plot has flashbacks of Merlin dealing with a bunch of Cybertronian knights that can combine into a 3-headed space dragon – now there is a twist that not a lot of movies can boast eh!

The first half of this movie advances these plot lines.  Megatron does a hostage swap of some humans in order to get some of his captured crew back from the military.  Cade and the Autobots hiding out unwillingly adopt a 14 year old orphan girl and Optimus lands on Cybertron to meet Quintessa, his creator.  Soon conflict (and Bayesque explosions) come into play.  Megatron (tracked by the military) finds the Autobots and has a scrap, most of his henchmen we had only just met being killed in the process.  Quintessa brainwashes Optimus into becoming Nemesis Prime and sets the broken planet of Cybertron (which got royally f’ed up at the end of TF3 by a spacebridge explosion) on a course to Earth to siphon its energy to make the metallic husk pull itself back together.  We also get introduced to two new plot lines: The first is that Anthony Hopkins rocks and has a bunch of old Autobots at his disposal (including a quite psychotic character named Cogman) and is trying to figure out the whole Merlin angle.  The second is that, like the TFPrime cartoon, Earth actually is Unicron and he is extending his horns out through various parts of the planet!

Phew – that’s a lot going on eh?

To prevent this they…..

…you know what, bugger it – if I list the 8 millions plot twists this review is going to become a novel!  Chances are if you are reading this you have seen the movie and know what happens!  So how about I save us all a bit of time and go on a few pro’s and cons eh?

PRO’S

*Lots of explosions

*Tons of action

*Nice boobs for the boys, nice ab’s for the girls

*Anthony Hopkins was awesome

*Cogman was funny

*A good variety of different robots

*Great fight scenes

*Expanded the movie lore

*Genuinely funny moments

*At least some characterization of Decepticons

*The action was not too close up and frenzied so you could actually tell what was going on most of the time

*Cullen and Welker reprised their roles as Optimus and Megatron respectively

*A Transformer clock killed Hitler

*Autobots, Decepticons, Quintessons, Combiners, Cybertron and Unicron!

 

CON’S (no, not those Cons)

*Bumblebee coming apart and coming back together contradicted a lot of TF deaths from the previous movies

*So many Transformers didn’t actually transformGrimlock, Slag Slug, the baby Dino’s, Cogman, Wheelie, Sqweeks,  whoever the female submarine was etc.  It was like reading an IDW comic!

*A lot of the Transformers that did transform never did it on screen, such as Optimus himself.

*Contradictions in plot

*Too much human focus

*Hot Rod is french?!

 

So overall, is this movie worth watching?  Well I’d have to say yes.  All the people that complain about the Transformer movies would do well to remember that these flicks are based on a cartoon from the 80’s about shape-changing alien robots fighting a civil war.  It’s not supposed to move you and make you cry – it’s supposed to entertain you!  In that regard Transformers: The Last Knight certainly delivers the goods!  It (like all the others) is a long movie but I can’t say there was any point where I was bored and frankly I found the whole movie quite fun!  It’s not a movie you are supposed to take too seriously and I think some of the critics and die-hard fans need to remember that sometimes.  Overall I’d say that this was not as good as TF1, about on par or slightly better than 3 & 4 and much better than 2.  I had a great time watching it with a half dozen mates and I can’t wait to see what happens with the Unicron angle in number 6!

 

This movie gets 4 out of 5 energon cubes.

Got something to say about the movie?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

The Subterranean Nymphomaniac Jessica’s of Murrawee

Living on a farmlet in the middle of nowhere, one relies heavily on the internet to keep tabs on what is happening in the outside world.  Only one problem with that, as you gaze into the outside world…

…it gazes right back.

Who is she? And how does she know where I am? And why doesn’t her singlet fit properly?

Apparently I have become the focus of quite a few women in the area.  Quite a few, ahem, very forward women.  Women who seem to have some serious cravings that they think only I can take care of.

Subtlety is NOT these women’s strong point

It seems every time I log onto a Transformers site, a movie reviews board or read some comics online these messages magically appear, like these ladies somehow knew I was going to be checking out the latest TF5 news and were lurking on the site waiting for me to put in a showing.

Now this is very flattering and all.  I just have one major issue.  Apparently all these women live within a few miles of me.  Now if I lived in somewhere like Melbourne this may be plausible, but let’s have a look at the view from my veranda:

I can see a few miles in every direction.  Where are all these women?  And something else is disturbing too:

And neither is originality it seems.

Why do they all have the same name?  There can only be one answer.

Obviously there must be a subterranean bunker somewhere.  A giant underground facility that people retreated to during the cold war in case of nuclear attack.  Whilst down there these people have bred and produced nothing but girls and quickly exhausted their (seemingly very limited) imagination regarding names.  Now these women have grown and require male seed in order to produce the next generation of rural cave dwellers.

I must admit this all has me worried.  I’m afraid to go outside in case I get mobbed by a bunch of topless nympho’s (oh where was that problem for 17 year old Trev – he would have been more than happy to deal with it).  I’m worried everything I do online is being watched so these vixens can ferret out my weaknesses and eventually take possession of my sublime physique for their sordid needs.

I guess I should just click “no” every time one of these Jessica’s asks ‘Do I want to f*ck them’ but I’m always worried I’ll get back a hurt message saying ‘why not?’ and then end up having to console some naked woman online for the next half hour.

So to Rachel, Katy, Jen, Julia, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica and of course Jessica – I say to you this:  I am flattered, truly I am.  But I am a happily married man with two children.  I have no need or desire for an underground harem or to create more offspring.  Might I suggest online dating sites?  Or maybe just get out in the fresh air more and perhaps migrate to an area that has a greater abundance of men for you.  I wish you all well…

… and please, let me look at my Transformer sites in peace!

 

Been stalked online by sex-crazed mole-women too?  Let us know in the comments section below!

Toy Review – MP-11ND Dirge

Dirge, oh Dirge.  Nobody loves you but me.

Dirge was my very first ever Transformer figure over 30 years ago and as such he holds a special place in my heart.  For others not so much, arguably the least popular Conehead.  He only ever used his special power of fear-inducement once (as far as I can remember) to freak out Silverbolt in a Marvel Comic and he even committed suicide when getting eaten by The Swarm in the G2 Comics.  In IDW he has done a bit better for himself, even becoming a central character to a plot line that extended for some time.  But whether you like Dirge or not, here he is – perhaps the last outing for the Masterpiece Seeker mold.  He comes with a very hefty price tag – let’s see if he is worth it.

 

Robot Mode

Despite being pretty much the same figure, for some reason Dirge strikes me as less stocky than say MP Thrust (for a review see HERE).  The colours are quite good though I would have preferred to see a pure black like the toy rather than dark grey like the cartoon.  He has the guns that most of the Seekers shared in the cartoon but these can be covered by bigger guns to resemble the machine guns that the toy had.  These have been retooled from MP Ramjets rockets so are slightly different but overall look too big and bulky (which they need to be cover the null rays) and resemble missiles rather than machine guns.  Dirge is as poseable as any of the other MP seekers but there have been no real improvements.  At least the missile racks built into his chest make sense as opposed to the likes of some other Seekers since he actually did deploy missiles from there in at least one episode of the cartoon (The Girl who loved Powerglide).

‘I have a dozen metal nipples –  punk girls friggin love me!’

 

 

Vehicle Mode

A faithful representation of the character from both the G1 cartoon and the toy.  Dirge has the Decepticon emblem on his nosecone that the toy had but the ones on his wings are smaller than both the original toy and its cartoon depiction.  The guns can be repositioned under the wings but again they really needed to be smaller.  You can put (yet another) holographic pilot in the cockpit but I really would have preferred to see Shawn Berger, since he appeared in two episodes and did go for a ride in Dirge at one point.  Given the huge price point and the fact we are getting a range of different humans in the Autobot line, I think a little Berger figure was warranted (but then maybe not – really rich guys using their power and fame to gain high political office seems to be a bit of a sore point these days).

F-15 Delta-Wing variant. Never actually existed and if it had, guessing it wouldn’t have been this colour

 

Overall

‘I’m also moody and depressive – so I get all the emo chicks as well’

This is the most expensive MP Seeker figure to date that wasn’t a variant of one that has already been done.  That combined with the fact that Dirge was not hugely popular means that this will be a miss for a lot of folk.  But if you are a MP or Seeker completionist or otherwise, like me, are one of the few Dirge fans out there then this is a nice way to end the Masterpiece Seeker line and will complete your collection nicely.

 

 

Got something you want to say about this figure?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

Burger Review #5: The BAB Burger

Today I will be taking a look at the BAB Burger – billed as for The Big Eaters.

This burger made up 100% of the options for ‘Big Eaters’ so if you don’t like beef you are out of luck

Available at the Commercial Hotel in Swan Hill, this burger comes in at the cost of $23 so I was expecting that it would be substantial (I’m guessing BAB stands for Big Arse Burger) and was not disappointed.  However the size of this burger is really the only notable thing about it.

 

Presentation and Customization

A tower of beef!

First of all, I asked for my burger sans tomato and beetroot and as you can see from the picture above this was apparently too much effort for the chef, though he did remove the relish that I had wanted.  Also as you can see from the photo there were four chips (well – 3 and a broken one) sticking out at an odd angle at the bottom of the burger on one side.  However when looking at the rest the chips on the plate, one realized that they were not put in the burger on purpose, but must have just got caught up in its construction as the other chef dumped the chips on the plate.

 

The Eating 

No burger too big!

Despite the pic above, this burger was too big to eat with the hands in a restaurant (you could probably get away with it at a truck stop cafe or something) so you had to disassemble it and eat it with a knife and fork.  With double bacon, double cheese and the two huge patties there was certainly a lot to get through – you wont walk away hungry!  However there was not a lot of taste to be found despite all the ingredients (they REALLY should not have left the relish off).  The two patties were indeed huge in size, way more meat than you get with say a Mega Mac which boasts 4 patties, but they were made of cheap mince and quite bland.  The underside of the buns were burnt and the egg yolk had disintegrated with the frying so tasted the same as the white.  So a big burger, but every ingredient was either overdone or of such cheap quality that you’d need an electron microscope to search for the taste (for an example of how fine quality ingredients can make all the difference to a burger – read my review of the Cheeseworld Cheeseburger).

 

Overall

It’s a big burger and you get a decent amount of chips with it, so if your idea of a good feed is quantity over quality it is worth the $23 they charge.  Again, you will not walk away from the table hungry after this.  But if you are looking for something to dazzle your tastebuds or made to your particular specifications then definitely don’t bother with this.  If you want quantity AND quality then try the meat at somewhere like The Kings Hotel.

 

 

Got something to add to the above or news of a great burger you would like to share?  Pop it in the comments section below!