January 2017

Toy Review - Rescue Bots Quickshadow

Femmebots, the slang term for female Transformers, are becoming more commonplace but are still for the most part a rarity  – you can count how many get released each year without taking off your socks.  Rescue Bots has been the longest running single Transformers cartoon show in history and they have finally introduced a female
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Meat Review - Cactus Jam in Warrnambool

When it comes to cooking, various cultures seem to have the patents on different styles.  The French have their light-on-the-stomach-yet-sinfully-rich cusine.  The Germans are masters of wrapping up huge hunks of quadruped in cabbage and roasting the hell out of it.  The Mexicans… well…. what you can usually say about Mexican food is that it’s
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Tourist Spot Review - Cheeseworld

Multiverse theory states that if it is possible for a world to exist then somewhere it must exist. That there are many parallel universes to our own, consisting of worlds different than that on which we live. Consider Cheeseworld – a world comprised entirely of cheese.  What would we find there?  Would the moon indeed
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Meat Review - the Cheeseworld Cheeseburger

One could reasonably expect that a place that names themselves ‘Cheeseworld’ would be capable of a decent Cheeseburger.  Otherwise they have no business naming themselves as such – rather they should name themselves ‘Mediocreworld’ or ‘Processeddairyworld’ or something. Luckily for them, Cheeseworld won’t have to rename itself any time soon.   This was a pretty damn
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The big push for the Decagon!

Note: For those Blog readers who are unaware, Ozformers is the Australian site for Transformer Fans and is actually the longest running such site in the world!  I’ve been peddling my entertaining brand of bullshit on there for many’s a year and it was in part the enjoyment I experienced writing on there that made me start my
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Snake, Earthworm or Lizard?  The debate heats up!

Ah the internet, where everyone can agree on the big things like peace and love, but will get into blindingly hateful arguments over something like are Tiny Teddies considered a biscuit or a cookie. Since the picture I took of a Redback Spider feeding on a ‘Blind Snake’ went viral, there have been dozens of
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